Step 1 – stand at the patio door.
Step 2: when someone comes to open it for you, head out.
Step 3: bask for about five minutes, until you can’t handle the heat anymore.
Step 4: retreat into the house somewhere to cool down.
Repeat for hours.
I live in Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm on an epic life quest to have fun and make a difference.
I co-founded Brent Ozar Unlimited to help make your SQL Server go faster. I also maintain sp_Blitz® and the open source First Responder Kit repo.
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