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Ernie’s Morning Routine

9 years ago
Ernie, personal
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Step 1 – stand at the patio door.

step1

Step 2: when someone comes to open it for you, head out.

step2

Step 3: bask for about five minutes, until you can’t handle the heat anymore.

step3

Step 4: retreat into the house somewhere to cool down.

step4

Repeat for hours.

 

 

 

 

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