Step 1 – stand at the patio door.
Step 2: when someone comes to open it for you, head out.
Step 3: bask for about five minutes, until you can’t handle the heat anymore.
Step 4: retreat into the house somewhere to cool down.
Repeat for hours.
Hi. I’m Brent.
I live in Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm on an epic life quest to have fun and make a difference.
My day job is helping people make databases go faster.
My current car collection includes a 1964 Porsche 356 SC, a 2024 Porsche 911 Targa 4S, a 2016 Rolls-Royce Dawn, and a 1992 Honda Beat.