Donate to Doctors Without Borders, and I’ll Wear…

Donate to this Doctors Without Borders campaign before the PASS Summit and check out what humiliating things we’ll be doing to ourselves:

$5,000 Total Donations: Argenis Fernandez will wear this unicorn hoodie at PASS. Update: reached, woohoo!

$10,000 Total Donations: Adam Machanic, Grant Fritchey, Steve Jones, and I will wear these furry rainbow leggings. That’s right, the Scary DBA and the Scary Parallelism Guy and, uh, me, who’s not really scary at all. Kirsten Benzel will also run the 11-mile SQL Long Run in the unicorn hoodie. Update: reached, woohoo!

$15,000 Total Donations: While wearing the leggings, Adam, Grant, Steve, and I will line dance to ZZ Top’s Legs.

$20,000 Total Donations: Grant and I will each present one of our PASS sessions wearing the leggings.

$25,000 Total Donations – Ed Watson, Gareth Swanepoel, Jason Strate, and Kirsten Benzel will get SQL Server tattoos.

Get over there and donate. Every little bit really does help. Make a fool out of us!