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Sold the Porsches, Got a Maybach.

I always thought I was a sports car guy.

Dad managed Goodyear dealers while I was growing up, so I was always around cars and IndyCar racing. I loved the beauty, noise, and power of sports cars. As an adult, I just kinda assumed that was always what I was into – and who knows, maybe it always was, but I changed over time.

This summer, a perfect storm of little coincidences all hit at once, and as they kept coming and coming, they made me stop and question whether I was actually really still a sports car guy or not. Brace yourself, it’s a wall of bullet points:

None of those individual items was a dealbreaker, but as they kept hitting, I started asking myself, “Brent, are you really sure you’re still a sports car guy?”

I had slowly turned into a Comfy Car Guy™.

The first shift was a few years ago when I bought an old Caddy. Even that inexpensive 40-year-old car was gloriously comfortable, relaxing to drive, and beautiful. You couldn’t help but be mellow while driving that thing. You don’t rev the engine of an old Caddy, you just take things as they come, wave people in in front of you, and just generally enjoy the cool vibes.

A couple years later, when we bought a Rolls-Royce Dawn to satisfy Yves’ bucket list, I came to the realization that I really like these comfy cars. The Dawn quickly became my favorite car – not just for special occasions, but for road trips and everyday errands, too. I got to the point where I would just turn on the massaging seats as soon as I got in, even for short runs around town.

Then I got a ride in a Maybach.

After clubbing one night, a friend of ours gave us a ride home in the back of his Mercedes Maybach (pictured above.) I absolutely fell in love right away. It was soooo comfortable, so spacious, so quiet, and so loaded with cool gadgets like really good massaging seats, even massaging & ventilated lie-flat rear seats, fragrance dispensers built into the AC, a built-in champagne fridge, little wireless tablets to control everything, I could go on and on. He mentioned that he never drove it, and that they were actually looking to sell it. I thought yeah, right, whatever, I’m not a Maybach guy, and that was that.

But over the following weeks, I couldn’t get the car out of my mind.

I borrowed it for the weekend. I had expected the driving experience to be way worse – after all, the whole point of a Maybach is the rear seat limo experience. I was delighted to find out that I was completely wrong: it was peaceful and rejuvenating to drive, had amazing driver assistance tech, and it flew under the radar. It blends in perfectly in traffic – nobody notices it in either a positive or negative way, and when you’re talking about a comfy car that can eat up hundreds of miles a day when road tripping, there’s a lot to be said for that. The color was even exactly the way I would have specced it: two tone silver and black, with giant dinner plate monoblock wheels.

So now we’re a two-car family: the 2017 Rolls-Royce Dawn and the 2022 Maybach S580. (We still have the Honda Beat in the dining room – I’ll bring that back out in the fall – but I hesitate to call something a “sports car” when it has 64 horsepower.)

Yves loves the Maybach, especially the living area in the back seats. The airline-style fold-out tray tables means she can do her makeup back there, film videos, set out a tray of food, or have a comfy video editing area with her phone and iPad. Beni (our dog) loves it because he can perch on the rear center console, look out the rear windows and forward through the windshield.

I’m not saying I’ll never own another sports car by any means! There are still a lot of sports car experiences I’d like to try, but … man, these Maybach massaging seats sure are comfy.

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