Partner and Family Achievements
I try to be pretty transparent: I want to share nearly everything with you, dear reader, to inspire you to be a better person and to challenge myself to fulfill my goals. However, this particular category stays mostly offline. Here’s what I’ll share:
- Get everyone’s holiday and birthday cards out on time for an entire year straight. I am such a selfish jerk. (2014 isn’t going to be the year, sadly.)
- Learn conversational Spanish – I know just enough to be dangerous and funny, but not enough to hold a serious conversation with a stranger. Erika’s family is from El Salvador, and I look forward to the day when we can have a relaxed conversation. (Today, they just feed me wonderful food, and hey, there’s a lot to be said for that too.)
- Take Erika back to Tulum, Mexico – we had the time of our lives here, and it was without a doubt our favorite vacation ever.
- Take my sister Emily on a cruise – I’ve already done this with Mom, Dad, and Caryl (my stepmom), and I’m really, really looking forward to doing this with Em.
- Weigh 200 pounds or less for six months – I have bounced between 195 and 215 for years. I just gotta be disciplined. I went under 200 around the turn of 2014, and still there. Fingers crossed! Takes discipline every day.
- Get annual health exams for 3 years – including physical, eye exam, and dental exams. Boring, but it takes discipline, and it’s part of being a responsible adult. I struggle with this.
- Run a full marathon – as of this writing, I’m just not motivated to do this, but you know what? It could happen. I could be the one to do it. Stranger things have happened, and if I pull it off, it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing that’s ever happened to me.
I’ve been so absurdly lucky to have had jobs that required international travel, so I’ve been able to cross off a lot of amazing destinations. There’s still a few left, though.
- Visit Tokyo – I’m not one of those guys who adores all things Japanese, but there’s just something interesting that calls to me about this city. I’d really like to pull this off in 2013 because I’m financially able to do it, I know cool guys like Allan Hirt and Jeremiah Peschka who want to do it, and … it’s time.
- Visit Germany – I did spend a few days here in 2008 while working for Quest Software, but that wasn’t good enough. I really liked what I saw, and I’d love to take a nice, slow journey through the country.
- Visit Cuba before the changes – Before the inevitable happens and the crush of American tourists starts, I’d like to see Cuba the way Anthony Bourdain did.
- Visit Mladen Prajdic in Slovenia – While it’s not the first country that comes to mind when you think about world travels, Mladen is probably one of the first guys that comes to my mind when I think of excellent potential hosts. (And he asked me to visit him, so there’s that!)
- Go ATVing or dune buggying with TJ Belt in Moab – TJ’s a fantastic guy that I’m honored to call a friend, and I was surprised to really love the scenery in Utah. We drove through en route to Vegas, and I’d love to spend more time here.
- Set foot on the North Pole – It’s not that I have some kind of obsession with Santa Claus, but it’d be amazing to be there for no other reason than to just be there. I’m young, relatively speaking, and I think that travel technology will make this easier over time in the same way that more people seem to visit Mount Everest every year. I’m not so keen on going to Mount Everest, though, and I’m not sure why that is. For other extreme trivia, check out Wikipedia’s Extremes on Earth.
- Set foot on the South Pole – see above.
- See Earth from space – One of my favorite movies is 2001: A Space Odyssey, and one of my earliest computer community memories is the Whole Earth Review cover. What they share: a beautiful view of the Earth from outer space. While I probably can’t zoom out quite that far, I’d at least like to see the curvature of the Earth.
Enjoyment: Greedy, Self-Centered Experience Achievements
It’s my life, and there’s a few things that I just want to achieve for myself.
- Attend high performance driving training – I suck at driving fast, even in video games. I’m not one of those guys who goes fast on public roads, but I’d love to have the confidence to attack a track and not feel like Hellen Keller at the wheel. I need to knock this one down so that I can register for the 24 Hours of Lemons down the road.
- Attend a vintage car auction – after seeing a lot of ‘em on TV, I’d love to watch how these go down in real life.
- Buy a vintage Porsche 911, Mercedes Pagoda, or Corvette – the classic sports cars that have always held my eye. Sure, I’d also love to own an Alfa Romeo Graduate, a Fiat Spyder, a 1970s Trans Am, or any number of other classic cars, but these three are the serious tasks worthy of the experience points.
- Drive a go-fast boat 100mph – I grew up with a steady diet of Miami Vice, and I’d like to experience what it’s like to pilot a boat this fast.
- Drive in a 24 Hours of LeMons Race – a hilarious event for $500 cars. Yes, $500 cars. That doesn’t mean it’s cheap, though: you still have to put a roll cage, safety gear, new tires, etc on the car. Fielding a team costs $7-$20k. I have no intentions of winning, but this just seems so hilariously enjoyable. I’d like to start by driving in someone else’s team first. To learn more, check out Car & Driver’s 24 Hours of LeMons blog posts.
- Pilot a glider – I’ve never wanted to fly a small plane: the angry noise and failure rate doesn’t inspire me. However, Tom Roush’s post about flying a glider sounds like a hell of an experience.
- Take German delivery of a new Porsche 911 – I don’t want to own just any late-model 911. If I’m going to get a recent one, I want to build *exactly* the one I want, be the first guy to drive it off the assembly line, and own it for the rest of my life.
- Host a TV viewing party – I used to eagerly anticipate every single episode of LOST before it finished, but at the time, we didn’t really have a party-friendly place. Someday we will, and we’ll throw parties. This sounds like an amateurishly low-requirement task for experience points, but in evidence, I submit this: Erika and I lived together for over a decade before we threw our first party.
- Build a listening room – I love music, and I’ve got great ears for details. I really appreciate good audio, but living in an apartment, I can’t really bombard the neighbors with high volume music. Erika and I built a townhome in Houston, but at the time, we didn’t have the financial ability to include a listening room as part of the blueprint.
- Publish a non-technical book – I’ve got a technical book on Amazon, but in the back of my mind, I’ve been thinking more and more about writing a book about the new form of careers: turning your career into a blog into consulting. Maybe that’s the topic, or maybe it’s something else.
- Learn Ikebana – the Japanese art of arranging flowers. Something about this just really calls to me ever since I saw Anthony Bourdain show it in his Tokyo show.
I was really pissed in high school when I was voted Most Likely to Succeed – instead of Best Dressed. Looking back, I’m glad I didn’t win any awards for my Cosby sweaters.
- Put someone through college – I really believe charity begins at home, and I like taking care of my family’s needs first and foremost. When we get to the point in our lives where we can start giving back to strangers, Erika and I agree that we’d like to take care of someone’s education. (No, not by paying off loans after the fact. It’s not my fault you chose poorly and racked up $100k on a basketweaving degree.)
- Have $1mm net worth – and almost unthinkably, achievements for $2mm and $3mm net worth. At $3mm, though, I need to be looking at the next goal below.
- Retire – and this one’s a little tricky. I really, really love what I do, and I do what I love. To me, the concept of retirement is a little vague because I’d do a lot of this stuff for free. Right now, my definition of retirement is not taking any new clients, and having the financial knowledge that my complete future is taken care of.